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Didn’t I Tell You This Was Coming?


Just the other day, I posted pictures of Ray J and Cocktail kickin’ it at the club but I said that I knew a second season of “For the Love of Ray-J” would be casting this summer.  Well, the insider that gave me the scoop was right. VH1 has issued a press release detailing the new season and what the casting directors are looking for:

“4.2 million viewers tuned in to see Ray J pick his leading lady on the For the Love of Ray J finale episode.  Cocktail was crowned the winner and all seemed great for the happy couple. We next saw them on the reunion episode where both let viewers know they were excited to see how their relationship would progress!  Ray J thought he had found “the one” but unfortunately, things didn’t work out – and he’s now single again.  As viewers saw last season, dating a hip-hip star is a full-time job which includes red carpet events, the paparazzi and handling all the crazy fans.  For Ray J, dating has never been an issue – it’s finding the perfect woman that can be harder than you think… especially when you’re a celebrity.  Since things didn’t exactly work out with his last girlfriend, Ray J is back to give love a second chance. As R&B’s most eligible bachelor, Ray J is determined to find a woman he can settle down with.  VH1 is looking for women with confidence, personality and class that can handle the pressure of being with a superstar and turn Ray J into a one-woman man. Beginning today, viewers and fans will have the opportunity to submit themselves for consideration on For the Love of Ray J 2.  Online users can log onto VH1’s For the Love of Ray J 2 casting site at”

So, they didn’t work out? He was just grinding up on her less than a week ago. I hope the poor, delusional girl doesn’t allow him to spit game and keep her as a sideline chick or worse yet, the old faithful jump-off!


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Ray J. is still feeling his Cock…tail


Joanna “Cocktail” Hernandez has been partying it up on tour with Ray J.  Supposedly they’re still a couple  BUT I already heard that there will be a casting for the second season of “For The Love of Ray-J” and the try-outs are supposed to be hitting Chicago this summer.  Cocktail swears up and down that they are still together and she insists that he’s her boyfriend. I wonder if he feels as strongly about her as she does about him.  Do you think she’s still gonna let him hit it after he starts filming the new season?  She didn’t seem too upset that he was freakin’ Danger and every other girl on the show so maybe she’ll be understanding when he adds some more chicks to his harem.  By the way, I LOVE the t-shirt!

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Keyshia’s got class, Cocktail’s got sass and Deelishis shows her ass


Keyshia Cole is grinding.  Although her latest album was released less than six months ago, she’s already working on her next release.  She is slated to headline an upcoming tour and she’s working on a biopic chronicling her life story. I wonder who’s gonna play Keyshia? She might just play herself but more importantly what kind of fools will they get to play Neffe and Frankie??? 

Cocktail has released a statement regarding Tila Tequila’s claims that she’s dating Ray-J.

What a profound comment!!! She’s such an intelligent girl…


Deelishis from Flavor of Love has juiced her 15 minutes and now she’s going into overtime.  She claims that her ex-boyfriend may release a sex tape that they made.

Why is anyone interviewing her in the first place?

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Is Ray-J Taking Shots of Tequila and Skipping the Cocktails?


Now this may be a publicity stunt on Tila Tequila’s behalf but she is claiming that Ray-J is her man.  According to her blog they are an item and here’s what she wrote:

“My baby is Ray J … and no man has made me feel so loved and so happy in such a long time. We really do love each other and I am so happy to have FINALLY met someone who treats me with respect and love. He is so sweet to me and makes me melt every time I see him. I love my baby … so there you have it! Tila Tequila is officially dating Ray J!!! I think we make the cutest couple … don’t you?????”

It wouldn’t surprise at all to find out that this is true.  She has all of Ray’s favorite qualities: Bimbo-Check, Party Girl-CHECK, Bisexual-DOUBLE CHECK! But if he wanted a floozy like her, then he could have just picked Feisty on his show. At least Feisty was cute! I also heard that Cocktail has been claiming that she’s preggers!! I keep hearing that Ray-J doesn’t like condoms and I guess not. He’s impregnating every chick that stands within shooting range.  I actually liked Ray-J’s personality on his show. He kept it real and he pulled no punches. So I am gonna keep it real with him right now.  “Stay away from chicks that want to have sex with you in exchange for cash! Didn’t your overprotective mother teach you anything?”

By the way, every time I look at Tila, I get a craving for these.   She looks just like one!

Check out the video that Tila made for “her man”.  I’m sure Ray is going to be denying that he even knows this chick before you’re done watching the video.

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Keyshia Cole Wouldn’t Smash the Homies!!


Earlier this week, rumors were floating around about Keyshia Cole and rapper Maino.  They were supposedly dating and in a relationship but Keyshia’s management smashed those whispers by issuing this statement:

“In response to the rumor about superstar R&B Artist Keyshia Cole dating rapper Maino, which has been floating around the ‘Net, I, Manny Halley would like all the bloggers to personally know that there is no truth to this rumor. Keyshia and Maino do not have a personal relationship at all. Keyshia is gearing up for her headlining tour with Dream, Keri and Bobby Valentino, working on a script for her biopic and working in the studio nightly on her 4th studio release, which is slated for December 2009.” Keyshia is too busy right now for a relationship to slow her down. But rest assured that she is involved in a love triangle with her, herself and her money.”

Well, now another possible boo has surfaced.  Keyshia is supposedly dating Cleveland Cavalier, Daniel “Boobie” Gibson.  She’s been seen cheesing it up at one of his games.  It’s nice to see her happy after all of the mess that she went through with Young Jeezy.  But just in case this relationship doesn’t work out, Brandy has a proposition for Keyshia. 

To hear Brandy’s ideas on who Ray-J should be dating, click here.



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Stalker Alert!!!!

Ray-J and Kim Kardashian
Ray-J and Kim Kardashian

It seems like Ray did not get enough of Kim Kardashian.  He had a perfectly fine relationship with her and decided to (allegedly) leak their sex tape to the public and get himself a deal with the porn company.  And now he’s playing himself for a Kim look-alike.  Ray supposedly has an uber-crush on Tanya Mariam, a 24-year old member of the British girl group, FE-NIX.  The two met last year in the UK at the Choice FM carnival party.  Ray immediately honed in on on Tanya and began buying bottles of Cristal for her and her friends.  According to one of Tanya’s friends, Ray-J pursued her all night trying to convince her to go back to his hotel, even though he was in a relationship with Whitney Houston at the time. 

She ended up giving him her number and he continued to call her and even extended his stay in the UK, to try to convince her to go on a date with him.  For Christmas, he sent her some expensive jewelry that she returned back to him and  since then he has been contacting her and promising to fly her out to his home, here in the U.S.  Why is he so thirsty? Why does he spend all of his big sister’s money just to floss like it’s his?  He has some albums but who really bought any of them? Let’s be real.  Ray-J just needs to stop.  When random chicks from little known girl groups won’t give you any play, it might be time to get a clue.

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Tanya Mariam-Doesn't she look JUST like Kim?

Tanya Mariam-Doesn't she look JUST like Kim? (Minus the booty)

And since we’re on the subject, doesn’t Cocktail from “For the Love of Ray-J” resemble them too?



Joanna "Cocktail" Hernandez

Joanna "Cocktail" Hernandez

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Danger, She Smashed the Homie!

Have you guys been watching For the Love of Ray J?  If so, then you have probably seen the manly roster of “women” vying for his attention.  If we’ve learned nothing else from this show, we’ve learned that Tom Green is still funny and women will do anything to get on t.v. 

I have a couple of  questions concerning this show:

1) Why does Ray J wear a red fur coat around the house?  Aren’t they in L.A.?

2) Why doesn’t Unique wear a bra? She waits until his family comes to town before she decides to hike those pancakes up.

3) Is Ray’s grandmother senile? She was a sweet old lady but she just didn’t seem all there.

4) Was Mrs. Norwood screaming  No, No, No, to Ray J as adamantly as she was last night when he was bangin’ Kim Kardashian’s back out for everyone to see?  She was really acting like Ray J was some sweet, innocent 7-year old. I hope she realizes that he’s already hittin’ all of those girls off.  Seems like someone has a bit of an Oedipus complex.  Anyone else notice that?

5) Did Mr. Norwood have an Omega tat on his hand?  Oh, those crazy college days always come back to bite that ass.

So, Danger was outed for dating some of Ray J’s friends and doing the nasty with one of them.   I can’t fault her though, I bet if they sat down and compared notes he probably hit some of her friends too. We know Ray J ain’t no virgin either.  I just wonder how in the hell she would know his friends already.  But we know that half the girls looking for love on reality shows always end up being bustdowns (see: skeezers) anyway. For those of you who haven’t seen the show yet, Tom Green’s song went something like this, “You got three girls, they’re all cute.  But Danger, she knocked the boots.”  Chorus: “Danger! She smashed the Homie! Danger! She smashed the homie! ”  This could be a smash hit.  Watch it here.


Speaking of bustdowns, Caviar, from Ray J’s show is now giving Bobby Valentino some groupie luv.  I can’t figure out if that’s a step up or down. What do you think? Who’s a bigger man-whore? Ray Or Bobby?

Caviar and Bobby Valentino

Caviar and Bobby Valentino

 Caviar also has a part in Twista’s new video “Wetter.”  Big ups to the Chi!!   Check out the video below

Is that Beautiful from Flavor of Love on the motorcycle??? It looks like her and I know she’s from Chicago. Watch the video again and let me know.

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