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The Groupie Hierarchy

The cast of Candy Girls

The cast of Candy Girls

So, I watched Candy Girls this weekend.  I know it’s not the most interesting show but there were a few tidbits in this episode.  I  was able to get the break down of what I call the groupie food chain.  Here’s my interpretation of the rundown straight from the “professionals”:

The Groupie: She’s the chick that goes to every event in hopes of meeting a star.  The groupie will go anywhere and be everywhere but will never reap any benefits from the celebrity because she’s at the bottom of the barrel.  The most she’ll get is hard d*ck and bubble gum.

The Jump-off: She’s the one that get’s the party started. Her main purpose is to liven things up and get things crackin’.

The Sideline:  If it weren’t for the main chick this girl would be running thangs.  She gets as much, if not more than the main chick (i.e. clothes, money, cars, etc.).  She gets the guy without the baggage.

The Main Chick:  This chick is wifey.  She gets to go to the red carpet events and has access to all privileges.  She has all the cars, clothes and jewelry and actually lives with the baller.

There you have it! Straight from the hoe’s girl’s mouths.  And they should know because I’m sure they’ve filled each position at some point in their lives.   One of the girls must have been paying close attention to her groupie manual because she snagged a baller.  Terricka  received a vist from her baller boyfriend, NFL player Antonio Cromartie and he blessed her with a 20 carat diamond necklace.  How do I know it was 20 carats? Because she asked him as soon as he put it on her neck.  So classy! 

As I was trolling the internet this morning, I came across a disgruntled video chick that had a lot to say about the stars of the show.  If you want to know who’s sleeping with who and who may be a lesbian, click here.

Antonio Cromartie, Terricka Cason, and her daughter Jordan

Antonio Cromartie, Terricka Cason, and her daughter Jordan

If you want to know the latest scoop on Terricka and Antonio (they’re supposedly married now), click here

Other highlights from the episode include star sightings at the All-Star game and Brooke Bailey’s Nipplegate mishap as she walks the runway in a bathing suit fashion show.


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You Know What They Say About Those Skinny Boys…

I decided to write this story after reading Lil Wayne’s interview about sex.  It made me wonder what other stars would have to say on the subject and also get some intimate details from some stargazers (common folk).  I’ve been hearing a lot of whispers about our boy, Trey Songz, so it just seemed fitting to make him the focus of this initial installment.    I might make this a regular feature, but we’ll see how this goes.

Trey Songz is an R&B crooner who’s been blazing hooks and singing the panties off concertgoers everywhere.  And some chicks are attracted to more than his voice.   Wanna know if he got game? Groupies tell ALL. Click here.

Trey Songz talks about how he treats his dates, engagement rumors and his “ball” ‘fro:

Peep the “ball” ‘fro at approximately 2:00:

Peep more of his swagg after the jump!

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